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Will no one think of the hadrons?

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Via Science Fair comes the news that the LHC will officially turn on and inject protons in the magnetic field on September 10. Hurray! And when the Earth is not destroyed, what will the goofball doomcriers do next? Probably move on to the 2012 nonsense. And they're not the only ones who are unhappy. Check out the activists who want to protest the cruel and inhumane treatment of hadrons. Your quarks will thank you. Tip o' the meson to Kevin Jung.

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