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Saturday Morning Breakfast pandering

Bad AstronomyBy Phil PlaitMar 5, 2010 8:01 PM


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Zach Weiner is a shrewd, shrewd man. He does stuff like this just because he knows I'll link to it.

Click through to see why (NSFW-ish). But he should know better. I got my revenge years ago by failing all those jocks in my astronomy class^*. Also: Zach is 28 today, that whippersnapper. Get off my lawn^**!

^*Actually, that's not true. They all got the grades they worked for and deserved. In reality I got my revenge by hacking into their accounts and changing their sports stats.

^**I mean, get off my astroturf!

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