Click through to see why (NSFW-ish). But he should know better. I got my revenge years ago by failing all those jocks in my astronomy class^*. Also: Zach is 28 today, that whippersnapper. Get off my lawn^**!
^*Actually, that's not true. They all got the grades they worked for and deserved. In reality I got my revenge by hacking into their accounts and changing their sports stats.
^**I mean, get off my astroturf!