Inspired Onion

Bad Astronomy
By Phil Plait
Dec 22, 2009 11:04 PMNov 20, 2019 2:08 AM

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I love The Onion. It is that simple. I hope someone was eating a banana when they wrote that piece. Sam Harris put it pretty well: the timing of when young Earth creationists claim God created the Universe, "... is, incidentally, about a thousand years after the Sumerians invented glue."

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