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Recalling the solar system

Bad AstronomyBy Phil PlaitMarch 19, 2009 9:23 PM


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Don't eat the solar system! It contains lead. Hmmm, this gives me an idea. Will Jenny McCarthy, David Kirby, RFK Jr., and all the rest of the pro-measles crowd leave the solar system if we tell them it contains Mercury?

Tip o' the Voyager probe to Fark

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