Weekly News Roundup: Judical Tweets and Lamps that Want Your Blood

• ZOMG! U.K. court tweets its ruling against a Twitter impostor. • Nerds rejoice as "time-telescope" is unveiled, possibly changing the way data is shared on the interwebs. • Want some light? Cut your finger: New vampire lamp runs on human blood. • Big brother satellites can spot illegal toxic waste from space. • Kids that pig out on candy are more likely to be violent adults, says a new correlative study that has enraged sweet tooths everywhere.