What I do is what I do

This morning on Twitter the estimable Carl Zimmer stated that I had "reported" on the recent paper on European skin pigmentation evolution. I wondered, wait, am I a reporter? I don't really know, and this really is rooted in the "am I a journalist" thread. I'm starting to get worn down by those who claim I am a journalist. My main issue is that once you're pegged as a journalist, you're held to journalistic standards. So, for example, people might demand that I selectively misquote and misrepresent the opinions of others, because I might alienate readership by telling them what I think, instead of using mouthpieces who I don't even bother depicting with any accuracy. I'm only half-kidding here. I've had great experiences with journalists, and not so great experiences. I really, really, hate it when people go fishing for quotes to fit their story arc. In regards to papers, ...