Because I have important news to share. It's huge. Are you sitting down? Calm yourself. I'm just spreading the word. Ok, here goes:
This is an important moment in science history.
Drum roll please. Just how important, Anthony?
I would describe it as a letter on the scale of Martin Luther, nailing his 95 theses to the Wittenburg church door.
Wow. That is big. And very religious sounding, too. Seriously, can any of the faithful explain to me why this is a big deal? As in right up there with Martin Luther?