No, this isn't another post about the Bush administration. Rather I'm pointing you to an exquisite rant by Dinos Chapman about how artists love to lie about their sex lives. The rant is of the type that one can only find in a British newspaper (meaning that it is bile filled and has some inspired profanity) and was in part provoked by an article titled "Creative types have more sex". Here's a taster
What a pile of crap. Those responsible should be shot. Better still, they should be forced to have several thousand sexual partners. Preferably schizoid artists, bad, ugly, psychotic ones. Then shot.