In what is becoming an annual January tradition celebrating my laziness, I'm reposting this article about why astronomers are no fun at New Year's parties. Well, they can be, but only until you actually say "Happy New Year!" to them, whereupon they'll corner and lecture you about how to measure orbital periods. It's amazing any astronomers reproduce. Anyway, here's the article, which was a lot of fun to originally write, and even more fun to cut and paste here.]
Yay! It's a new year! But what does that mean, exactly? The year, of course, is the time it takes for the Earth to orbit the Sun, right? Well, not exactly. It depends on what you mean by "year", and how you measure it. This takes a wee bit of explaining, so while the antacid is dissolving in your stomach to remedy last night's excesses, sit back and let me tell ...
