NCBI ROFL: Why Santa Claus shouldn't work in a lab

Discover how microbiological laboratory hazards can increase infection risks for bearded men and their loved ones.

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Microbiological laboratory hazard of bearded men

"An investigation was conducted to evaluate the hypothesis that a bearded man subjects his family and friends to risk of infection if his beard is contaminated by infectious microorganisms while he is working in a microbiological laboratory."

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