Where does the Huffington Post find these people:
I know I told you I was over astrologers, but I never said anything about clairvoyant healers. A friend of mine raved about Tori Quisling, so I had to meet her. Her readings supposedly guide and empower. What's the harm in that?
What's the harm? How about getting ripped off by a charlatan? Ah, but the little lamb was seeking cosmic wisdom:
I figured she could teach me a few spiritual lessons, or at least explain what the heck an aura is.
Yeah, what the heck is an aura? Can somebody tell me without having to pay a glorified, over-priced fortune teller? How about you, gentle seeker of urban Dharma? Did you learn what an aura is, and by the way, what was the cost of your spiritual lesson?