Dear Russell Davies: Our Plan to Fix Torchwood

Explore the thrills of the Torchwood Series 2 DVD, featuring more Martha Jones, less talk, and more action!

Written bySam Lowry
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The release of the TorchwoodSeries 2 DVD gave us the opportunity to watch (in some cases watch for the first time) every episode of the second season. And the verdict? In the immortal words of Ed Grimley, "totally decent, I must say." John Barrowman still rocks. With that out of the way, I'll add that the show is also showing troubling signs of flaming out after the upcoming mini-series. Series Two had at least one genuinely terrible episode ("From Out of the Rain") and a few marginal ones ("Something Borrowed," "To The Last Man"). Unlike Doctor Who, Torchwood doesn't have a multi-decade reserve of goodwill and nostalgia to fall back on. Unlike Buffy, Captain Jack isn't a teenager whose adolescent angst can be mined for a season's worth of new story arcs. Here are five things we'd like to see more (and less) of in the Series 3 mini-series that would improve the prospects for the show to live on. 1) More Martha Jones. Yeah yeah yeah, I know Freema Agyeman is committed to do Law and Order UK (apparently with Lee Adama). But seriously, she carried the middle part of Series 2. She's smart. She's sexy. She knows her way around an end-of-the-universe scenario. How BBC can't work this out is beyond me. 2) More sex. For a show that was supposed to combine Doctor Who and sex, lately there hasn't been very much of the latter. Honestly, Captain Jack talks a good game and he smooched James Marsters, but Series 2 showed him to be a pretty sedate monogamist. Sure, he gets it on in the office, but so did George Costanza. On top of that, they killed off the two most sexually active Torchwood team members (Owen and Tosh). We really need to get back to the good old-fashioned interspecies deviant sex plots. 3) Less talk, more action. At its heart, Torchwood is an action show. Like Doctor Who, the show works best when the characters are racing to save the world from that week's big bad (preferably with Martha Jones and having some sex along the way). In the context of some crisply plotted action, the audience appreciates some character development. Too often, though, the show grinds to a halt to accommodate some angsty overacting from one of the principals. 4) More Victorian Torchwood. This may not apply to this mini-series, but I loved Captain Jack as the alien-hunter for hire at the turn of the last century. I'm guessing they already have a Jack the Ripper script ready to go. 5) Strong New Team Members. To live on, the classic shows (like Doctor Who and Buffy) need to have the ability to introduce new characters and make you care about them (or at least have a strong opinion). Alternately, shows like BSG have large ensembles that allow characters and storylines to step up or fade back as necessary. A three-person Torchwood isn't going to cut it for the long haul.

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