"Astronaut" Doesn't that word conjure up the majesty of space exploration? The triumph of human drive and ingenuity? Or perhaps, it makes you think of an automated laser-guided milking machine?
Seriously. Wrap your mind around that. "Automated laser-guided milking machine". Cow walks in when it decides it's ready to be milked. Sensors read a tag around the cow's neck to determine if the cow is indeed ready to be milked. If so, the machine launches a veritable Pink Floyd Lasarium around the udder, locating the teats, which are then cleaned and hooked up to the milking units. Sensors then disconnect when the milk flow drops, and the cow goes on its way. Lasers and cows. Two fine things that I never thought I'd see together. (and below, an informative video, if you really, really care)
