This Is What Happens When a Physicist Reads "Goodnight Moon"

Goodnight moon, goodnight room. Goodnight frogger, goodnight super-analytical blogger. Chad Orzel of the physics blog Uncertain Principles has had plenty of time to contemplate the beloved children's book Goodnight Moon in the course of bedtime readings with his toddler. And he got to wondering, just how long does it take the book's bunny protagonist to say goodnight to all the objects in the room? And could a physics blogger figure it out from eyeballing the moon's rise through the sky during the course of the story? Happily, yes. Go read the full post for the math of the moon's passage through the sky; we'll skip to the results and tell you that Orzel puts the figure at about 6 minutes. But there's a hitch: The clocks shown in various pictures of the bunny's room instead show that one hour and 10 minutes have elapsed. There are only two possible explanations, Orzel says: