The Right (and Wrong) Way to Die When You Fall Into Lava

This post is based on a question I was posed in my "Introduction to Rocks and Minerals" class. Now, mind you, it isn't a serious question, but when I thought about how to answer it, I realized how completely wrong everybody has been about it. The revelation was so clear I half expected the planet to be destroyed to make way for a bypass. So, before that happens, I thought a blog post might be a great way to explain why. I'll start with the answer: Everyone is wrong about how people die when they fall into lava.