About a month ago I asked around for some bio-geek-rhymes. MC Coffee Mug, AKA The Genius, stepped forward. Props to the thug (and PUBMED too).
Matako-chan, represent!
MC Coffee Mug rap
yo I'm down for chuck d likeThomas Huxley
where my bulldogs at this shitis getting ugly
punk please styles are variousand sundry
found the game like amerie in jamaica wanting
leapt in cos cats wasn't really hungry
break ya off a fireball like chun li
gave ya girl a dose of oxytocin in her undies
trust me fundies do not want to test
I got bullets in my power pointI'll put'em in a chest
tryna get in my head yo I put'emto REST
I'm such a pest I flew overjust to eject you fromthe nest
who's next? got ya callin time out like brubeck
come down hard and make yasorrier than oobleck
shinin so bright I break the spell ...