What are the Dimensions of the Average Sex Toy?

Happy Monday! For your (reading) pleasure, here is a study in which the authors — whose last names, by the way, are Herbenick, Barnhart, Beavers (ahem), and Benge — measured the average size of sex toys sold on popular websites. The conclusion? The average sex toy has similar dimensions to the average penis. But the extremes? Well, maybe you should just read the table (below) yourself ...