If I worked at the Quickie Mart and some guy came in brandishing a Klingon sword, I'd give him all the quatloos he wanted. Unless he was trying to swipe some perfume. Then I would mock him and use my pain stick on him. And when will journalists stop being so lazy? It's bat'leth, not batleth. What a p'tach.
Tip o' Geordi's VISOR to Pete Hardie and Dan Durda.