Hitler Learns the Tevatron Has Been Shut Down

Hop on a plane to Geneva for a mix of science humor and international competition fun. Join the laughter!

I'm going to hop on a plane to Geneva. Have to see a man about a boson. Here's something to tide you over. A bit of friendly international-competition humor. [NSFW captions.] [embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqxg5WIFAdQ[/embed] "I should have gone into string theory!"

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