[Entire post redacted.] [Update: In this post, I was trying to poke fun at chiropractors, but wound up making fun of the wrong target. I don't like to remove posts -- I've never done it before in my memory -- but I couldn't find a way to edit this one without leaving a joke up that in the end, due to a mistake on my part, missed the mark. Since this was basically a content-free post anyway, taking it down seems like the right thing to do.]