1. Giant Plush Microbes
The teddy bear's day has come and gone. After all, its namesake, Theodore Roosevelt, has been dead for some 87 years now. In recent years, stuffed animals have mutated into rotund, excessively squeezable microbes of all colors. They go by the names like Ebola ("share the love!", Flesh Eating Disease ("can put you on a diet—fast"), and The Plague ("what a history").