The future is e-books!

Nicholas G. Carr, purveyor of high-brow neo-ludditism and archeo-utopianism, has a piece out in The Wall Street Journal, Don't Burn Your Books—Print Is Here to Stay. The subtitle is "The e-book had its moment, but sales are slowing. Readers still want to turn those crisp, bound pages." Here are some of his rancid chestnuts of un-wisdom: