NCBI ROFL: Rectal foreign bodies: eggplant edition.

ER doctors have to deal with some crazy stuff, perhaps the funniest of which involves people with various objects stuck up their butts. From salami and oven mitts to "plastic or glass bottles, cucumbers, carrots, wooden, or rubber objects...bulb, tube light, axe handle, broomstick, vibrators, dildos, a turkey buster[sic], utensils, [and] Christmas ornaments," the list is long and varied. However, we think "eggplant" ranks close to the top, if only for its sheer audacity.