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The Sciences

Cosmic Variance Goodies

Cosmic VarianceBy Julianne DalcantonSeptember 28, 2007 2:00 AM


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In our on-going quest to satisfy the demands of our readership, we introduce the launch of, where you can find clothes and accessories imprinted with the soon-to-be-immortal words of Mark Trodden: "Once you have tenure, it's all edible panties, firearms, and blow." Shirts with the CV logo are also available. (Note that the graphic we have for the logo is on the small size. If you order one, and it looks like crap, let us know and we'll discontinue the logo shirts until we make a bigger version.) Any profit will be quickly reinvested in some combination of edible panties, firearms, blow, and paying our web hosting overlords.

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