Who are you people?

A bunch of blogs are inviting their commenters (and, especially, lurkers) to out themselves. As it has been a couple of years since our previous de-lurking, we figured we'd join in on the fun. We know that Cosmic Variance readers are all strong, good looking, and better than average. Why don't you say hello? Maybe tell us a little about yourself, and what you like/dislike about our blog? Are there events we should know about? Important blogs we haven't advertised? Should we start a petition to bring Sean back out of retirement? Should we post more about puppies?