This has nothing to do with astronomy, but my close personal friend Andy Ihnatko is an internationally beloved technology columnist, and he has created a vidcast which made me laugh many times. And seeing as how he is really a very minor player on this whole interwebs thingy, while I am a powerful juggernaut, I will throw Andy a bone by embedding his video here. And yes, it's true: when Isaac Asimov died, he bequeathed his sideburns to Andy.