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Crazy Pseudoscience Theory of the Day: Cell Phone Ringtone Can Cure Your Allergies!

DiscoblogBy Smriti RaoMarch 29, 2010 10:36 PM
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Are spring allergies making you feel a little stuffed up? No problem--a small outlay of cash and a lot of faith in crackpot science should soon set you straight. Just invest in one of the new “healing ringtones” available in Japan; then the next time your phone rings, stick your cell phone close to your nose and let the ringtone work its magic. According to Japan Ringing Tone Laboratory, each downloadable therapeutic ringtone can heal a certain ailment. From weight loss to hay fever, creator Matsumi Suzuki is confident that his ringtones can perk you up. (His previous innovation was the "Bow-lingual,” a device that he claimed could translate dog barks into human-speak.) Explaining how a healing ringtone can fight hay fever, for example, Suzuki said the sound waves produced by the ringing phone dislodge stuck pollen in the nose, thus clearing the airway and making the allergen-crazed individual feel better. While healing ring tones sound entertaining, it seems pretty obvious that they won't save you a trip to the doctor. The BBC cautions:

Index, the mobile phone content provider which markets the therapeutic ring tones, admits the technology behind them is perhaps a little unproven but insists the number of downloads suggests they may be working.

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