Attention "Cello Scrotum" Sufferers: Your Condition Doesn't Exist

A doctor in Britain has finally revealed a medical hoax that she and her husband started 34 years ago. In 1974, after reading a letter in the British Medical Journal (BMJ) describing a painful condition known as "guitar nipple," Elaine Murphy and her husband John sent in a spoof letter describing an analogous condition they called "cello scrotum." Much as "guitar nipple" was caused by the edge of the guitar constantly pressing against the breast, "cello scrotum" was supposedly caused by the edge of the instrument pressing against a more intimate area of male cellists. Of course, anyone who has ever seen a cello being played would realize the impossibility of "cello scrotum." Although the Murphys were hoping only for some laughs—perhaps assuming that the satire would be evident—BMJ actually published their letter in complete seriousness. The Murphys left their prank uncorrected until an article published in BMJ last month, ...