WALL•E + Idiocracy

Explore how ethologists can secure funding to model the scramble for patchy resources during Walmart Black Friday shopping.

Written byRazib Khan

2011-11-26T06:09:38 | 1 min read

Some ethologists should try and get some research funded to model the "scramble" for "patchy resources" that occurs at Walmart on Black Friday. (NSFW)

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