It's the first pareidolia of 2009, and we're only a day or two in! It looks like it'll be a bang-up year for people who think they see things that aren't there. In this case, we have Jesus in a pita. Well, that's supposed to be Jesus, but I'm assuming He's been rendered in 8-bit graphics by an old Commodore 64. I don't remember Him having a pierced cheek, either. Well, Goth works in mysterious ways. And, of course, it's up for auction. It's cheap for the moment, but it may go up in price. But don't worry: if you don't have enough money to bid, you can always rob pita to Paypal.