The following are NOT blues beverages

Via Chad Orzel, Scott Spiegelberg's instructions on How To Sing the Blues.

1. Perrier

2. Chardonnay

3. Snapple

4. Slim Fast

If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another blues way to die. So are the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely on a broken-down cot. You can't have a blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.