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Explore the beauty of Juneau by walking around and discovering breathtaking glaciers on your cruise trip.

Written byPhil Plait

2007-09-07T05:27:36 | 1 min read

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I am still on the cruise, and too tired to write up my thoughts on seeing another glacier and walking around Juneau (Rebecca wrote up a very brief synopsis), so instead I will leave you with this. Homer is smarter than astrologers. Floopid floroscope! Tip o' the rattlesnake to Laguna2 in the comments.

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