Buy Your Own Really Realistic Cylon (Toaster, not Skin Job)

Are you into Battlestar Galactica? Are you rich? If you answered, "Yes, extremely," to both questions, I've got an important piece advice for you: Go buy yourself a life-size replica of a robotic cylon. For only $7,900 (I say "only" because we've already established that you're financially endowed), you can have a 300-pound, seven-foot-tall fiberglass figure--complete with Kitt-style, sweeping-red-light eye slit--made by "Robot Man" Fred Barton himself. Not having that kind of cash just sitting around (yet), I haven't bought myself one of these, so I'd be interested to hear how the thing looks. Unfortunately, there don't yet seem to be such realistic toy versions of the skin-job cylons. Then again, considering how weird it is to have life-like dolls around, maybe we're better off without them.