Monday News Roundup: Bowie Spiders, Masshole Sharks, and Killer Ladybugs

• It's arachna-Bowie! A rare, hairy, and yellow spider has been named after the master of Ziggy Stardust himself. It's new title: Heteropoda davidbowie. • Today's flabbergast: If Fruit Loops are a healthy food, our derriere is a color television set. • Swimmers of Amity Island, beware—great white sharks have been tagged up in New England (hear that, Robert Shaw?). • It was only a matter of time: Porn hits Twitter. • Meanwhile, Boulder, CO is being taken over by ladybugs.