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Flipping toast for Jesus

Bad AstronomyBy Phil PlaitApril 29, 2009 2:00 PM
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A woman in South Carolina says she sees Jesus in a piece of toast.

Not wood bark, or an oil stain, or an insect’s carapace, but an actual honest-to-FSM piece of toast. Just like old times.

How refreshing.

So, it looks nothing at all like Jesus to me, certainly less than the Kit Kat of yore. I see Doug Henning. Or maybe Karen Carpenter.

But the thing is… the woman who found Jesus in her toast is, I think, a little optimistic. Because if she flips it over, it ain’t Jesus. Could it be…

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SATAN?

Or at the very least, it’s the collective Martian insect soul from the end of "Quatermass and the Pit".

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