In which I am speechless

I wasn't planning on posting about this. Honestly; it was too self-serving, even for me. Not to mention embarrassing. But PZ, that neckless cephalopod, outed me. So here I am. Before you click on the video below, please bear in mind that I know the guy who made it; we've met at Randi's Amaz!ng Meeting and have talked many times on various boards and such. He's a good guy... in fact, after watching the video, I would say his greatest flaw is that he's not Scarlett Johannson. But if that were the case, then I certainly wouldn't be posting the video. I have no further comments.