About a month ago I asked around for some bio-geek-rhymes. MC Coffee Mug, AKA The Genius, stepped forward. Props to the thug (and PUBMED too).
Matako-chan, represent!
MC Coffee Mug rap
yo I'm down for chuck d likeThomas Huxley
where my bulldogs at this shitis getting ugly
punk please styles are variousand sundry
found the game like amerie in jamaica wanting
leapt in cos cats wasn't really hungry
break ya off a fireball like chun li
gave ya girl a dose of oxytocin in her undies
trust me fundies do not want to test
I got bullets in my power pointI'll put'em in a chest
tryna get in my head yo I put'emto REST
I'm such a pest I flew overjust to eject you fromthe nest
who's next? got ya callin time out like brubeck
come down hard and make yasorrier than oobleck
shinin so bright I break the spell and then a few necks
move MEKs and learn ya some new steps like Basso
I see ya runnin round lost in ya castle asshole
I run Hanoi tower tasks facile
hit up that hashbowl; feelit bumpin in ya gracile nucleus
imagine me doin discs large makin other rappers furious
paintin pictures in the puniest precuneus
honestly significant like Tukey's test
leave ya lady with me and Iseize her like Julius
bust out with Singh studies and start givin her beauty tips
how big is your waist comparedto how big your booty is
coffee mug is the name sciencerhyming what my duty is
wack rappers to me is liketarget message to the RISC
I take it down to the molecularlevel
emcees thought they was wildbut they was really dishevelled
frizzled lost control of theirfate scared of the devil
introduce'em to the strangerthe plague and the rebel
settle this selection shitno need to argue evidence
just put'em off the bullshitand science takes precedence
no hesitance I'm pushin itto prevalence
check me out yo its mccm inthe residence
