Dear media: Hello. It's me, Science.

These. Are. Brilliant. Dear Media, Dear Homeopathy, and Dear Astrology are three polite letters written by, um, Science. Well, really, "the personification of the abstract concept of Science, just to clarify," as he says in his own letters. These are funny, dead on, satirical, clever, and dagnabbit I'm ticked I didn't think of this first. Oh well. To be honest, I'm just glad someone did. Oh-- they are ever-so-mildly not safe for work, but just for language, not content. These won't convince any believers, of course. But they do make excellent points, and they'll help rally the troops, I think. That's pretty important too! I hope he writes more.