Creationists: publish and perish

When I found out that the renowned liars for God, Answers in Genesis, were looking for papers for a new journal they are publishing, literally my very first thought was, "I wonder if I could write up a fake paper for submission?" Now I see I can win a prize for it! These AiG guys are among the worst of the bottom feeders for fundamentalist nonsense. They sponsored the creation (har har) of the creation museum in Kentucky, as one fine example. I also found out the journal has two papers published. I am neither a biologist nor a geologist (sigh, I love geology, and someday I'll learn a lot more about it), so I am not qualified to judge the articles. Anyone out there wanna take a stab at them?