Beach Teacher

Now these are good office hours. I'm sitting in front of a big tide pool on a hot day at Appledore Island. My children are playing some Byzantine game involving princesses on the raft in the middle of the pool. A student of mine has just walked passed me, snorkel and goggles in hand. "I've just sent you an outline for my project, and I'm going to take a break," she says. As she floats off to gaze at the algae and the crabs, I use the awesome wireless on this island to check my email The outline is in my inbox. So by the time she's done snorkeling, we can discuss it. I'm doing my best to counter this tranquility by editing these students nearly to the point of tears. But my impersonation of John Houseman in the Paper Chase just can't measure up on a day like this.