And Introducing Our Latest Creationism-Friendly Politician, The Governor of Texas!

Rick Perry's on board! And no postmodern vagueness for him. He's here to tell us that intelligent design is a "valid scientific theory." That's right, governor. Just check out all the work on intelligent design going on in the biology department at your state's fine university. Um...wait...it's there somewhere. Just let me figure out how to work this search function... (Hat tip to Panda's Thumb.)